mrschriskendall:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

(via iamniggapie)

• parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
• me: well they turned into a cunt

fennekinfatale:

all up in da pussy like

(via theworldisalready-fucked)

mereperf:

man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you

(Source: jersey-11, via gab-attack)